There are SO many pet peeves for jeanlovesyoulongtime Jean Scheid, so it’s hard to determine where to begin? My blog followers know I complain about Barack Obama, aka the Auto Czar as well as picking on ANY football player who is a member of the National “Felon” League, especially dog-killer Michael Vick. Then of course there is Brains Begone Bill Bella-Cheat and the ever-annoying Tom Bradylicious. Did any of these make the pet peeves for Jeanlovesyoulongtime? You bet.
Here’s my pet peeve countdown for 2009, five through numero UNO!
Number 5: - Personal Injury Attorneys – I never have to worry if I fall at work, fall at home, have an accident, or mesothelioma. I am protected by hundreds of personal injury attorneys—everywhere! If I took the wrong birth control pills and got a blood clot, I’m covered. If I took Levaquin for my sinus infection, we can sue them for sure. What happened to not suing all the time? These attorneys make me sick. In fact, I need a personal injury attorney to sue all these personal injury attorneys who annoy me.
Number 4: - Michael Vick, aka Dog-Killer – If you haven’t visited SackVick.net I say why not? Own your own T-shirt that spouts, “How Men With Small Penises Feel Macho—Dogfighting!” When Vick was picked up by the Philadelphia Eagles I was not the only one to yell, scream, and write to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell each and every day, thousands did. Anyone who loves a pet does not like this man and we offer no forgiveness. He’s an idiot, a criminal and the NFL needs to realize these types don’t belong in the NFL they are FELONS. Michael Vick leads them all. One last thing, since Vick got hurt recently and can’t play anymore, maybe we should just put him down. Dogs everywhere would sing!
Number 3: - Tom Brady (Bradylicious) – Last year when Bradylicious was injured wee into the season and out for the rest of it, the NFL was better. No one missed Bradylicious and for his comeback year in 2009, we had to hear and read all of his thoughts on fatherhood, being married, and how “modeling is hard.” Once he got on the field, every defensive player was punished for even touching the oh-so-good actor Bradylicious who called foul every time he was touched and the referees agreed. Go back to modeling Bradylicious and you know what, no one would miss you.
Number 2: - Brains BeGone Bill Bella-Cheat – Why does this man get credit for creating the “team of the century,” when he cheats? What does that say to our youngsters? Cheat to win! That’s what it says. Bella-Cheat never smiles, never has a good word to say about anyone but Bradylicious and in my opinion, should be booted from the NFL as well. If he must stay, can someone help him dress? He looks like a tired and sick monk on the field.
Number 1: - The Auto Czar – When Barack Obama took office in January of 2009; apparently he thought this gave him free reign to takeover the auto industry without thinking about the little guy--the dealer. Thousands of dealers lost their stores and the good old Auto Czar put more people out of work. I guess when he said, “Time for Change,” this is what he meant. I guess he never said, “Time for Good Change,” so should I fault him? Absolutely! As big bankers get bonuses this year, once again, dealers are filing for bankruptcy and trying to figure out what to do with their lives. But none to worry dealers…I bet you can get free grant money from the Auto Czar to retrain yourself in another career, yeah right! Barack Obama has a law degree and was a senator, not an auto industry executive. He should stick to what he knows; corrupt politicking.
Well, these are the pet peeves for Jeanlovesyoulongtime for 2009. As we near 2010, I’m sure the NFL will still let felons play, there will be plenty of personal attorneys still telling me to sue someone, Bradylicious and Bella-Cheat will go on, but the worst has to be the Auto Czar, whose “Q” rating is not only bad, it’s really bad.
Cheers and Happy New Year!
Here’s my pet peeve countdown for 2009, five through numero UNO!
Number 5: - Personal Injury Attorneys – I never have to worry if I fall at work, fall at home, have an accident, or mesothelioma. I am protected by hundreds of personal injury attorneys—everywhere! If I took the wrong birth control pills and got a blood clot, I’m covered. If I took Levaquin for my sinus infection, we can sue them for sure. What happened to not suing all the time? These attorneys make me sick. In fact, I need a personal injury attorney to sue all these personal injury attorneys who annoy me.
Number 4: - Michael Vick, aka Dog-Killer – If you haven’t visited SackVick.net I say why not? Own your own T-shirt that spouts, “How Men With Small Penises Feel Macho—Dogfighting!” When Vick was picked up by the Philadelphia Eagles I was not the only one to yell, scream, and write to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell each and every day, thousands did. Anyone who loves a pet does not like this man and we offer no forgiveness. He’s an idiot, a criminal and the NFL needs to realize these types don’t belong in the NFL they are FELONS. Michael Vick leads them all. One last thing, since Vick got hurt recently and can’t play anymore, maybe we should just put him down. Dogs everywhere would sing!
Number 3: - Tom Brady (Bradylicious) – Last year when Bradylicious was injured wee into the season and out for the rest of it, the NFL was better. No one missed Bradylicious and for his comeback year in 2009, we had to hear and read all of his thoughts on fatherhood, being married, and how “modeling is hard.” Once he got on the field, every defensive player was punished for even touching the oh-so-good actor Bradylicious who called foul every time he was touched and the referees agreed. Go back to modeling Bradylicious and you know what, no one would miss you.
Number 2: - Brains BeGone Bill Bella-Cheat – Why does this man get credit for creating the “team of the century,” when he cheats? What does that say to our youngsters? Cheat to win! That’s what it says. Bella-Cheat never smiles, never has a good word to say about anyone but Bradylicious and in my opinion, should be booted from the NFL as well. If he must stay, can someone help him dress? He looks like a tired and sick monk on the field.
Number 1: - The Auto Czar – When Barack Obama took office in January of 2009; apparently he thought this gave him free reign to takeover the auto industry without thinking about the little guy--the dealer. Thousands of dealers lost their stores and the good old Auto Czar put more people out of work. I guess when he said, “Time for Change,” this is what he meant. I guess he never said, “Time for Good Change,” so should I fault him? Absolutely! As big bankers get bonuses this year, once again, dealers are filing for bankruptcy and trying to figure out what to do with their lives. But none to worry dealers…I bet you can get free grant money from the Auto Czar to retrain yourself in another career, yeah right! Barack Obama has a law degree and was a senator, not an auto industry executive. He should stick to what he knows; corrupt politicking.
Well, these are the pet peeves for Jeanlovesyoulongtime for 2009. As we near 2010, I’m sure the NFL will still let felons play, there will be plenty of personal attorneys still telling me to sue someone, Bradylicious and Bella-Cheat will go on, but the worst has to be the Auto Czar, whose “Q” rating is not only bad, it’s really bad.
Cheers and Happy New Year!
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