Sad Bellacheat = Sad Bradylicious!
Smile Tom Brady! Yes indeedy, hasn't anyone reminded this old Catholic boy that continuous frowning will make your face freeze that way? Look at his mentor, Bill Bellacheat, he hardly EVER smiles, perhaps because his face froze that way a long time ago, so look out Tom Bradylicious! Your mentor and you need some real big guffaws and laughs to bring that smile out again.
You can't just smile when you are modeling Bradylicious, even though we all know "modeling is hard;" you told us that in that Details Magazine interview.
It's a shame you lost to the New Orleans Saints on Monday Night Football and now the Saints are 11-0 (where you guys said you'd be)! Nope, the 38-17 win and the amazing perfection of Saints Quarterback Drew Brees were just a little bit much for the team of Bradylicious and Bellacheat. Actually, the Patriots didn't stand a chance.
Take a look at Drew Brees above! He is always a smiling! He's happy, he's darn gleeful when it comes to playing football! And Drew doesn't care if "modeling is hard!" You can tell when he takes his helmet off during a game, sweat pouring down his head, unruly hair, and yes folks, he still garnishes a smile! (Even if that helmet will make him go bald in a few years!). But that's genetics too Drew so blame it on your Mom's side (we all know how you feel about her though!)
While my Steelers lost yet again and it was a stupid loss, seeing Bellacheat and Bradylicious go down almost, and I mean almost, made up for that loss (who am I kidding?)
Well it's back home to Heinz Field to take on the Oakland Raiders. I hope we fare much better and I hope both Big Ben and Troy will be able to play! Dennis Dixon just can't get it done!
Remember, Bradylicious, if you keep frowning, someday you will look just like Bellacheat and how pretty do you think magazine editors will think you are then? You'll need Botox just to get a cover! Geez!
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