Tough Break for Peyton Manning

It was a tough break for Peyton Manning last Sunday. Colts Coach Jim Caldwell in his first year, decided Peyton didn't need that 16-0 record and pulled him in the third quarter.

All this brought were boos from fans and scores from the New York Jets and their rookie quarterback, Mark Sanchez. The Jets went on to win the game 29-15 upsetting not only fans of the Colts everywhere but you could also see it on Peyton's face.

True to form, however, Peyton met the press in support of the decision to "rest" him so he'll be OK for the playoffs and possible Super Bowl. It's likely they'll let Peyton start in their last game but he'll be pulled for sure again by Coach Caldwell.

It's hard not to like and enjoy Peyton Manning. He's funny, we all love his commercials and he seems like he could be your next door neighbor out mowing his lawn. He seems approachable.

No one wants to see their starters hurt, but with only two games left, why not trust your offensive line to protect your quarterback and go for that 16-0 record? Not since the Miami Dolphins in 1972, has any team won all of their games and the Super Bowl. Maybe Peyton could have had a chance.

Yes it was a tough break for Peyton Manning and his fans everywhere. Here at jeanlovesyoulongtime, we love Peyton and yeah, we'd ask him to loan us a hammer if he lived next door. We bet he'd accept.

Pet Peeves for Jeanlovesyoulongtime Jean Scheid

There are SO many pet peeves for jeanlovesyoulongtime Jean Scheid, so it’s hard to determine where to begin? My blog followers know I complain about Barack Obama, aka the Auto Czar as well as picking on ANY football player who is a member of the National “Felon” League, especially dog-killer Michael Vick. Then of course there is Brains Begone Bill Bella-Cheat and the ever-annoying Tom Bradylicious. Did any of these make the pet peeves for Jeanlovesyoulongtime? You bet.

Here’s my pet peeve countdown for 2009, five through numero UNO!

Number 5: - Personal Injury Attorneys – I never have to worry if I fall at work, fall at home, have an accident, or mesothelioma. I am protected by hundreds of personal injury attorneys—everywhere! If I took the wrong birth control pills and got a blood clot, I’m covered. If I took Levaquin for my sinus infection, we can sue them for sure. What happened to not suing all the time? These attorneys make me sick. In fact, I need a personal injury attorney to sue all these personal injury attorneys who annoy me.

Number 4: - Michael Vick, aka Dog-Killer – If you haven’t visited SackVick.net I say why not? Own your own T-shirt that spouts, “How Men With Small Penises Feel Macho—Dogfighting!” When Vick was picked up by the Philadelphia Eagles I was not the only one to yell, scream, and write to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell each and every day, thousands did. Anyone who loves a pet does not like this man and we offer no forgiveness. He’s an idiot, a criminal and the NFL needs to realize these types don’t belong in the NFL they are FELONS. Michael Vick leads them all. One last thing, since Vick got hurt recently and can’t play anymore, maybe we should just put him down. Dogs everywhere would sing!

Number 3: - Tom Brady (Bradylicious) – Last year when Bradylicious was injured wee into the season and out for the rest of it, the NFL was better. No one missed Bradylicious and for his comeback year in 2009, we had to hear and read all of his thoughts on fatherhood, being married, and how “modeling is hard.” Once he got on the field, every defensive player was punished for even touching the oh-so-good actor Bradylicious who called foul every time he was touched and the referees agreed. Go back to modeling Bradylicious and you know what, no one would miss you.

Number 2: - Brains BeGone Bill Bella-Cheat – Why does this man get credit for creating the “team of the century,” when he cheats? What does that say to our youngsters? Cheat to win! That’s what it says. Bella-Cheat never smiles, never has a good word to say about anyone but Bradylicious and in my opinion, should be booted from the NFL as well. If he must stay, can someone help him dress? He looks like a tired and sick monk on the field.

Number 1: - The Auto Czar – When Barack Obama took office in January of 2009; apparently he thought this gave him free reign to takeover the auto industry without thinking about the little guy--the dealer. Thousands of dealers lost their stores and the good old Auto Czar put more people out of work. I guess when he said, “Time for Change,” this is what he meant. I guess he never said, “Time for Good Change,” so should I fault him? Absolutely! As big bankers get bonuses this year, once again, dealers are filing for bankruptcy and trying to figure out what to do with their lives. But none to worry dealers…I bet you can get free grant money from the Auto Czar to retrain yourself in another career, yeah right! Barack Obama has a law degree and was a senator, not an auto industry executive. He should stick to what he knows; corrupt politicking.

Well, these are the pet peeves for Jeanlovesyoulongtime for 2009. As we near 2010, I’m sure the NFL will still let felons play, there will be plenty of personal attorneys still telling me to sue someone, Bradylicious and Bella-Cheat will go on, but the worst has to be the Auto Czar, whose “Q” rating is not only bad, it’s really bad.

Cheers and Happy New Year!

Mike Tomlin says defense not good enough

Mike Tomlin says his defense isn't good enough according to Alan Robinson of Yahoo Sports. We here at Jeanlovesyoulongtime, have a quote from Mike Tomlin on his Pittsburgh Steelers:


“My 8-year-old asked me what I was thinking. Other than that, I make no apologies,” Tomlin said. “In the latter part of the fourth quarter, I felt that both offenses were capable of moving the football. Making that decision to kick the onside kick started first and foremost with the belief we could get the football legally. We weren’t able to do that. Even if we weren’t able to do that with four minutes left, if we were not able to stop them, I felt we’d have significant time to navigate down the field.”

No where in that statement do I see "my defense is not good enough." I guess we must read between the lines according to Yahoo Sports.

I have a HUGE PROBLEM with reading between the lines. I think our special teams suck, but our defense doesn't...so there Yahoo Sports AND Mr. Robinson.

I was at my accountant's office today in Taos, NM, who said to me, "boy you hardly won, you just got lucky."

It wasn't luck my dear accountant. It was skill. Skill from a quarterback like Big Ben who knows how to throw a football AND a wide receiver, Wallace, who has been TAUGHT to fall down so his feet stay in bounds.

Go read between someone else's lines Mr. Robinson. Try Bill-Bellacheat. He needs help.

Pittsburgh Steelers Focus is on Winning

The Pittsburgh Steelers focus is on winning! (What?) Here at Jeanlovesyoulongtime, I'm afraid for these guys. People keep asking me, "do the Steelers still have a chance? Can they get in the playoffs?" Let me explain this to you!

First of all, certain teams have to lose and win and we have to focus to win the rest of our three games. After mathematical calculations that give jeanlovesyoulongtime a real big migraine are completed, we may, or we may not, be in the playoffs.

Coach Mike Tomlin told the press before the Cleveland game that we would, "not go gently into that good night." Well Mike, you aren't poet Dylan Thomas and we did indeed go gently into that good night. There was not fight, no touchdown, nothing at all for jeanlovesyoulongtime to cheer about!

We have to play the Green Bay Packers next Sunday at Heinz Field and for those who don't know the game time has been changed to 4:15, so reset your Tivo!

If the Pittsburgh Steelers focus is on winning, I really wish they'd win one, heck, I hope they win all three. If not, all that Steeler stuff I got for my 50th Birthday will be for not and jeanlovesyoulongtime will be very sad indeed!

Tiger Woods a Corporation?

Is Tiger Woods a corporation? According to Jay Busbee of Yahoo! sports, he certainly is and "what he does on his own time is NOT his own business." Really?

I think what the guy does off the golf course IS his own business. The problem is he unfortunately got the world and media involved and interested when what was going on "inside" the home, came "outside" the home with the wife fight/car wreck.

There are many other famous men who some would say did a lot more for America than Tiger Woods. JFK for one. Bill Clinton is another. Lyndon Johnson passed more bills as a Senator than anyone in Senate history and Teddy Kennedy was able to "reach across the aisle," from time to time.

While none of these men might not be considered "corporations," they do have one thing in common with Tiger..they just weren't happy enough with one woman. The advantage they all had or have over Tiger is that in a government situation, things are discussed and often quieted or never discussed at all (the Kennedy tunnel? Did it exist?)

I don't feel sorry for Tiger if he has to pay his wife some moola...maybe he should. Maybe she really loves him and he just needs some sex addict help?

I do feel sorry for the kids at the Tiger Woods Learning Center in California. Each of the children who attend this school are given a chance to be thinkers, over-achievers, and have a chance at a better opportunity in life than some of their peers.

I hope these kids don't think, "geez, if I do well and make a lot of money like Tiger, I can cheat on my spouse, still keep the endorsement stuff, and everyone will still like me!"

That's the true sad part here because kids are our future and Tiger's just giving them something to think about that isn't idealistic, it's not funny, and it's certainly something they don't need to "learn."

Is Tiger Woods a corporation? Perhaps, but beyond that he is influential, especially to kids everywhere who want to be him someday.

Not Another Tom Brady!

I hope this is not another Tom Brady! Believe it or not, I found this picture of Cleveland Brown's quarterback Bradylicious Quinn on a "most beautiful men" website. (Sorry Tom Brady, you were not listed!)

What's up with quarterbacks these days? They got "love-me-modeling-is-hard names," like Tony, Drew, Stafford, and now we have not one, but TWO ones named Bradylicious! I can't bear this people!

As my Steelers suffered another loss to the Oakland Raiders (of all teams) last Sunday, they are off to play Cleveland and Bradylicious Quinn this Thursday night.

I know, I know, there were not very many days for Big Ben and the gang to rest up to play a team that has only won ONE game this year, but I still have a small hope inside me! The Steelers could falter here and that would be bad...way bad.

And another thing! The game this Thursday is TWO days before my 50th birthday so I want a win guys. I want a win because I deserve a win! Make it an early birthday present, call it whatever you want. Steelers fans love their Steelers but we are fair-weather fans. We will boo them if we have to and they know it (and hear it).

Before I sign off this week on my pet peeves and realizing we now have TWO guys I can call Bradylicious (according the the most beautiful men's webpage), I have a word about the Steeler defense.

Troy is not playing guys, he's hurt (once again). Is he the only defensive player on our team? I think not folks so WAKE UP DEFENSE AND TRY AND WIN JUST ONE GAME! Do it for an old-woman-Steeler-blogger who hates to see her team lose.

I'm tired of saying "got six!"

Bradylicious Loses AGAIN!

Well folks, Tom Bradylicious loses again for the second week in a row!

Again, my Steelers fell to the Oakland Raiders which was an embarrassing game to watch...but oh this Patriot's loss almost makes my loss make sense!

A few weeks ago, I reminded the Catholic Bradylicious that if he didn't start to smile, his face would freeze into a forever frown. Look at this photo! Bradylicious' frown is definitely on its way to freezing.

A few weeks ago, it was sort of a frown, not all the way frozen. But now folks, I'm afraid for this dude!

He does have to remember that after football (because you're no Brett Farve), you will have to model and again, although "modeling is hard," I don't think it will be easy for you to find any magazine editor that wants a gruesome frown on the front of their magazine (except maybe MAD magazine). You could just be a cartoon there and someone could probably draw a smile on your face!

One word Bradylicious: Botox! Think about it dude, you may need it.

Raider's Coach Tom Cable Denies Hitting Colleague

The Oakland Raider's coach Tom Cable denies hitting colleague earlier this year and I for one think of that old saying, "he who protests too much...etc."

Look at this guy, heck he's bigger than some of his linebackers and apparently a Raider's defense assistant, Randy Hanson feels the same and probably won't be joining him at the pasta table anytime soon!

Even though, Randy Hanson had major jaw injuries and had to seek medical treatment at a hospital folks, Tom Cable did NOT HIT HIM! What he did do, according to a source who wishes to remain nameless, is simply FLIP HIM OUT OF HIS CHAIR during a team meeting. I guess that's OK? Who is he kidding?

Punch a guy, flip him out of his chair usually equals some sort of injury so Tom Cable, you're guilty.

The Steelers play the Raiders at Heinz Field this Sunday (thankfully a home game) and if I were Tom Cable, I'd really be concerned about the Hines Ward Rule!

You know Mr. Cable, if you have to hit someone, why not hit the person who made the Tom Brady picture above? Or maybe you could just hit the picture. It would certainly be an improvement overall, just watch the face, because Bradylicious has to MODEL WHEN HIS FOOTBALL CAREER IS OVER!

Watch out for James Harrison and Hines Ward running your way on the sidelines this Sunday Mr. Cable...watch real hard!

Smile Tom Brady! Saints Beat Patriots 38-17!

Smiling Brees
Sad Bellacheat = Sad Bradylicious!

Smile Tom Brady! Yes indeedy, hasn't anyone reminded this old Catholic boy that continuous frowning will make your face freeze that way? Look at his mentor, Bill Bellacheat, he hardly EVER smiles, perhaps because his face froze that way a long time ago, so look out Tom Bradylicious! Your mentor and you need some real big guffaws and laughs to bring that smile out again.

You can't just smile when you are modeling Bradylicious, even though we all know "modeling is hard;" you told us that in that Details Magazine interview.

It's a shame you lost to the New Orleans Saints on Monday Night Football and now the Saints are 11-0 (where you guys said you'd be)! Nope, the 38-17 win and the amazing perfection of Saints Quarterback Drew Brees were just a little bit much for the team of Bradylicious and Bellacheat. Actually, the Patriots didn't stand a chance.

Take a look at Drew Brees above! He is always a smiling! He's happy, he's darn gleeful when it comes to playing football! And Drew doesn't care if "modeling is hard!" You can tell when he takes his helmet off during a game, sweat pouring down his head, unruly hair, and yes folks, he still garnishes a smile! (Even if that helmet will make him go bald in a few years!). But that's genetics too Drew so blame it on your Mom's side (we all know how you feel about her though!)

While my Steelers lost yet again and it was a stupid loss, seeing Bellacheat and Bradylicious go down almost, and I mean almost, made up for that loss (who am I kidding?)

Well it's back home to Heinz Field to take on the Oakland Raiders. I hope we fare much better and I hope both Big Ben and Troy will be able to play! Dennis Dixon just can't get it done!

Remember, Bradylicious, if you keep frowning, someday you will look just like Bellacheat and how pretty do you think magazine editors will think you are then? You'll need Botox just to get a cover! Geez!