Patriots in, Steelers out! Bill Belichick Sneaky!

The New England Patriots are in the playoffs while the Steelers are out. I blame this on Bill Bella-Cheat. His silly team only had to win over the Houston Texans this Sunday and the Steelers could have had a chance.

But no! Bella-Cheat decided not to play his team starters giving the Texans free reign to win. You can't tell me Bella-Cheat did not know that by losing to Houston, Pittsburgh would be out. Well, given the well-known fact that he is surprisingly funny when drunk, this could have just been a rummy mistake or as Phoenix sports writer would put it, "Brains BeGone!" For those of you who are not book-smart, F. Scott Fitzgerald often referred to drunks as being a rummy.

He is one of those coaches who isn't proud of another team winning 6 super bowls like the Steelers. He hates teams that have more than him. FYI, he only has three (as seen here). At least they cover up his horrible choice of dress!

Well, the Steelers are out and the Patriots are in but they're sure to fall to Peyton Manning in the AFC playoffs and once again will not make the super bowl. But to Tom Bradylicious this could be good because his modeling career could start early.

It's nice to have six super bowl titles and to have grown up in Pittsburgh. Think hard about your sneaky decisions Bella-Cheat because THREE is not SIX!

To Steeler fans everywhere...football starts in August and here's to the Penguins and another Stanley Cup title for Title Town!

On another note, I now have six dogs because of our super bowl wins, so maybe it's too soon to have SEVEN!