Ben Roethlisberger Assault

Well folks, this just in, there has been another Ben Roethlisberger assault accusation. This really saddens jeanlovesyoulongtime. Not because he did it, but because some women out there are truly desperate.

This new assault apparently took place in a place called Milledgeville Georgia. First off, what kind of city is that and who came up with that name?

Second, and I swear, TMZ reported the alleged victim said, "the man was six foot five, and weight 241 pounds and had brown hair and brown eyes." I don't know about you people, but if jeanlovesyoulongtime was assaulted, I'd be lucky if I remembered the guy had brown eyes and brown hair! How does this woman know he was 6.5 plus he weighed in exactly at 241 pounds? She must have had her hand in his pocket and his wallet with his vitals slipped out. Please people!

So far, the other woman, Andrea McNulty, who filed a civil suit against Big Ben for raping her in Lake Tahoe has still not accepted Ben's offer to pay for her to get mental help. I mean someone send these women some aluminium foil for their heads and swoop in the mother ship to pick them up!

I know economic times are hard, but as soon as Ben Roethlisberger got his franchise quarterback BIG salary, women are apparently being assaulted by Big Ben everywhere. Yes there is another Ben Roethlisberger assault and here at jeanlovesyoulongtime, we say rubbish!