Alan Greenspan Was Tortured By Committee Head

Today in Washington, the Financial Crisis Inquiry Committee did not welcome the ex-head-of-the-Fed. No folks, Alan Greenspan was tortured by committee head Phil Angelides. Good old Phil by the way is a former state treasurer of California so THAT REALLY MAKES HIM AN EXPERT! Geez people!

Sure the Auto Czar Obama wants to find out what happened to our economy so why not start with the ex-Federal Reserve head, Alan? Makes sense right? Not if Phil intended to torture the man!

While Alan Greenspan did a good job of defending himself by saying I was right 70% of the time, Phil pointed out, "so you were wrong 30% of the time right?" Lord!

When Greenspan pointed out that the Federal Reserve had no enforcement power, good old Phil said, "Would you put this all under the category of 'oops', you should have done it?" Does this former California State Treasurer have a brain? I don't think so folks.

It sort of reminded me when Bobby Kennedy was sure and certain that the mob killed his bro Jack so he created his own committee to drill the mob. If you're old enough you can remember those black and white shaky television screen images of Bobby yelling and torturing, never allowing the little Italian mob guy to even answer one question. That's power people!

Does Phil think he has the same power? I'm not sure but Alan Greenspan was tortured by this committee head and Phil, you need a Xanax!

Well Spring is here folks and I for one am glad. A big reason why I'm glad is that it will be a long time until I get my November issue of Vanity Fair and it's 100% guaranteed that a Kennedy will be on the front cover. Wow, can't wait!

Unless people, like good old Phil has his way, maybe he'll make the cover, finger pointing, shouting and all! A Bobby double....how sad!