Don't Read the Health Care Bill

I am suggesting that you don't read the health care bill, all 1,990 pages of it. If you must, you can find it here. If that doesn't work, try this: http://docs.house.gov/rules/health/111_ahcaa.pdf. Man this Bill is longer than Gone With the Wind which was 1,037 pages long and jeanlovesyoulongtime didn't read that either! The movie, although long, was just as informative and Clark Gable is better to look at than a picture of Margaret Mitchell!

First off folks, I think we won't see much from this ASAP or anytime soon! Most of the items outlined in the health care bill don't go into effect until the year 2014. Jeanlovesyoulongtime could be dead by then! I ask for no comments on this last statement.

Look at Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi here! This woman lives in California! Can't she do something with her face considering all the plastic surgeons that live there? Geez people!

I don't trust her and I don't trust the Auto Czar aka Obama who ruined the auto industry. Now it's here and yes folks, they are about to intervene! They LOVE health care! They want us all covered and right, right now! Pelosi and Obama probably tweet everyday about it and laugh, and laugh, and laugh!

But it's you and I they are laughing at folks. Sure the Republicans are against killing grandmas and the public option and all, but this health care bill won't even help some of our elderly, they'll could be dead by 2014 anyway! Maybe the Democrats should have went with some of the Republicans and their suggestions, we could have saved grandmas everywhere!

Everyone is whispering, yelling, fighting, and talking about the health care bill, but here at jeanlovesyoulongtime, we say don't waste your valuable time or breath. Our health care premiums here went up 27% this year because jeanlovesyoulongtime turned 50!

Well as I said, don't read the health care bill, but if you must, don't complain to me, find Nancy Pelosi's website or blog and blog, and blog and blog your thoughts until you can't blog anymore.

For now, I'm rolling up spare change to make my health care payment this month.

Ben Roethlisberger Assault

Well folks, this just in, there has been another Ben Roethlisberger assault accusation. This really saddens jeanlovesyoulongtime. Not because he did it, but because some women out there are truly desperate.

This new assault apparently took place in a place called Milledgeville Georgia. First off, what kind of city is that and who came up with that name?

Second, and I swear, TMZ reported the alleged victim said, "the man was six foot five, and weight 241 pounds and had brown hair and brown eyes." I don't know about you people, but if jeanlovesyoulongtime was assaulted, I'd be lucky if I remembered the guy had brown eyes and brown hair! How does this woman know he was 6.5 plus he weighed in exactly at 241 pounds? She must have had her hand in his pocket and his wallet with his vitals slipped out. Please people!

So far, the other woman, Andrea McNulty, who filed a civil suit against Big Ben for raping her in Lake Tahoe has still not accepted Ben's offer to pay for her to get mental help. I mean someone send these women some aluminium foil for their heads and swoop in the mother ship to pick them up!

I know economic times are hard, but as soon as Ben Roethlisberger got his franchise quarterback BIG salary, women are apparently being assaulted by Big Ben everywhere. Yes there is another Ben Roethlisberger assault and here at jeanlovesyoulongtime, we say rubbish!

Jessica Simpson's Appearance on Oprah

Jessica Simpson's appearance on Oprah was, well, WAS SHE REALLY EVEN THERE PEOPLE? I know this gal of "is it chicken or is it fish," is dumb, but her responses to John Mayer's comments about their love life were just plain idiotic.

Simpson told Oprah, "I'm not angry. Well, Um...I'm a little bit angry. Oh yeah I'm angry," were too amusing for jeanlovesyoulongtime! WAKE UP JESS K?

Mayer has said of their lovemaking that Jessica is like "crack cocaine" and "napalm." Her response to Oprah here on how she felt was, "Um..I don't want people to know what I'm like in bed." Geez folks, I mean wow, way wow.

If you know jeanlovesyoulongtime, you know I'm a fan of old time movies where sex was just "implicated" not really shown. But heck we knew what Bette Davis was doing with Claude Raines when the screen faded to black and we liked it that way...a little imagination goes a long, long way here folks.

I didn't watch Jessica Simpson's appearance on Oprah and I'm glad I didn't. To be amused or interested in this kind of fodder is for the young and the stupid.

I liked Jessica better when she was trying to figure out what was in the can, tuna or chicken. Stay off the air Jessica and if you must be on a talk show, be graceful, be something! I mean come on folks, the wind just whistles through this gal's ears and jeanlovesyoulongtime hates stupid women. Go read a book Jess, you can start with Dr. Suess.